…but wait, there’s more! we carry all the things you’ll need to survive a robot rebellion, your kid’s kindergarten graduation, or an afternoon tea. drop us an email to place an order, we’ll see about it!
Saltoshi
Season your food, HODL your health
Precise salt granule measuring to .0000001 grams
Drumbrella
The rain will be music to your ears
Pickleball accessories
stylish MBM pickleball gear for the sport invented on Bainbridge Isle
Microwave plate plate
when your plate gets too hot but your food is still cold
Fanny pack that becomes a sandal
how convenient!
Slake powdered water
for that deep down meatbag thirst
…although i think we made water dryer, here…
Milk And Butt
Our son was born 6 weeks early and we spent some time at Tacoma General NICU, where we learned to closely track our little grower and feeder’s feedings, diaper changes, and medications on 100s of sheets of loose paper 😳
here’s a better way (prototype)
Kidproofed.ai
Other products
| Drumbrella |
| Husband shock collar* |
| Pickleball gear |
| Slake (powdered water) |
| Elon musk* |
| Personalized art labels for shampoo* |
| Snuggie suits* |
| Microwave plate plate |
| Fanny pack that becomes a sandal |
| Wall pingeez* |