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…They had survived the impossible storm. But in the seconds after that fateful lightning strike, a ten-foot wall of snow—half a mile long and a quarter-mile wide—broke loose from Windy Mountain’s flank and roared toward the tiny railroad town.

Train Lore – PNW Railroad History

I love trains and decided to start relating Pacific Northwest Railroad history stories as a blog theme. Check out the Writing page and my Substack.

Meatbag Made

The Novel

The rain tasted of lithium and someone else’s memories, and forty million souls breathed it in without question, their reflections swimming in streets that had forgotten what dry felt like. Somewhere above the neon, past the blockchain seals and the certified truths, the sky was doing that thing again, that slow iridescent exhale, and nobody looked up.

…COMING SOON! Like all things MBM, it’ll be worth the wait!


I created a pretty fun home run tracker to help us enjoy our simplified fantasy baseball betting pool. It’s basically a spreadsheet, a script calling the mlb.com api nightly for HR totals, and a website to display. Oh yeah, and a draft board.

Click the thumbnail below to watch a YouTube video on how to set one up, yourself.


Swatch

A Brian-Eno-app-inspired graphical tone creator. I forget the name of his. But this is fun. Tap the screen to make a tone. Hold it down and release for a deeper tone. Add delay, add reverb, ADD some MOOARRR!

Check it out here! Give us some feedback.


Milk And Butt

Our son was born 6 weeks early and we spent some time at Tacoma General NICU, where we learned to closely track our little grower and feeder’s feedings, diaper changes, and medications on 100s of sheets of loose paper 😳

here’s a better way (prototype)


The Gridiron Gazette

The Gridiron Gazette Free Fantasy Football Newsletter Service

I love playing fantasy football and, if I’m honest, I’m quite good at it. I’ve won 6 championships across 3 leagues over the past 6 seasons. Perhaps I devote entirely too much time to it.

I dig listening to the Fantasy Footballers and apply to work for them annually. I fantasize about being a fantasy pundit. This is my first foray into building tools I can use and share with the fantasy community.

It’s a newsletter that aggregates a few feeds, with an enhanced option to receive a custom version that only finds content and updates for the players on YOUR team. And also a mock draft tool in which you can change the bots’ strategies to emulate those of your own leaguemates.

…but wait, there’s more! we carry all the things you’ll need to survive a robot rebellion, your kid’s kindergarten graduation, or an afternoon tea. drop us an email to place an order, we’ll see about it! was this next section more about finding nano banana use cases in early 2025? you be the judge!


Saltoshi

Season your food, HODL your health

Precise salt granule measuring to .0000001 grams

Drumbrella

The rain will be music to your ears

watch the demo video above, email us if you want


Pickleball accessories

stylish MBM pickleball gear for the sport invented on Bainbridge Isle

watch the demo video above, email us if you want


Microwave plate plate

when your plate gets too hot but your food is still cold

watch the demo video above, email us if you want


Fanny pack that becomes a sandal

how convenient!


Slake powdered water

for that deep down meatbag thirst

…although i think we made water dryer, here…




Kidproofed.ai


Other products

Drumbrella
Husband shock collar*
Pickleball gear
Slake (powdered water)
Elon musk*
Personalized art labels for shampoo*
Snuggie suits*
Microwave plate plate
Fanny pack that becomes a sandal
Wall pingeez*
*all rights reserved / coming soon